There has been a few problems already mentioned but here is mine from earlier on today
I had to go shopping today & at the greengrocers they have sensible social distancing measures in place, plenty of signs up, tape marking out 2m on the floor & even someone ready to explain it all to the hard of thinking (complete with mask & gloves)
All would be well you would think ? …………………. no, this shop is narrow with a one way system otherwise customers would be falling over each other at the best of times! So I enter keeping to the marked lines & its ok until some stupid bitch stands nattering on her phone right in front of what I want to buy, I stand calmly for a while then look round & see the queue forming behind me, it becomes obvious this daft bitch isn't moving any time soon so in my usual subtle way is shout OI SHIFT IT YOU DUMB COW ! finally she looks up ignores me & goes back to gobbing off on the phone
A sales assistant appears & asks her to move so the dumb cow does a sharp about face & barges past everyone in the queue going completely the wrong way, still on the phone ....................... Never before have I been seriously inclined to punch a woman but i'm pretty sure she doesn't know how close she came to being flattened
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I had to go shopping today & at the greengrocers they have sensible social distancing measures in place, plenty of signs up, tape marking out 2m on the floor & even someone ready to explain it all to the hard of thinking (complete with mask & gloves)
All would be well you would think ? …………………. no, this shop is narrow with a one way system otherwise customers would be falling over each other at the best of times! So I enter keeping to the marked lines & its ok until some stupid bitch stands nattering on her phone right in front of what I want to buy, I stand calmly for a while then look round & see the queue forming behind me, it becomes obvious this daft bitch isn't moving any time soon so in my usual subtle way is shout OI SHIFT IT YOU DUMB COW ! finally she looks up ignores me & goes back to gobbing off on the phone
A sales assistant appears & asks her to move so the dumb cow does a sharp about face & barges past everyone in the queue going completely the wrong way, still on the phone ....................... Never before have I been seriously inclined to punch a woman but i'm pretty sure she doesn't know how close she came to being flattened
Small saggy tits Poo Plow